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Resume Do Nots

April 2, 2005

For anyone seeking some resume advice, I’ve discovered (care of Ambra Nykol) some good pointers. For isntance, don’t:
1. Write your cover letter by hand on college-ruled paper with a blue Bic pen.
2. Use the word “pimp” at least one time on your resume.
3. When the recruiter calls you for an interview, forget that you even applied for the job.
4. Use an email address on your resume that includes the word “sexy” (e.g. lilsexymomma@yahoo.com, 2sexy4u@hotmail.com).
5. Make sure the outgoing voicemail message the recruiter hears includes music and the phrase “shake that (insert Biblical word for donkey here).”

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