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Hell for Me

January 22, 2006

If there is such a thing as hell, and by my actions on Earth I am destined to go there, here is what I expect:
-The only thing on TV would be Full House & Family Feud (the one hosted by Al Borland)
-Whilst driving, other drivers slow down to three miles per hour before attempting a turn
-I would be living at my parent’s house or in Brooklyn Center/Park
-The only movies there would be Groundhog Day, Soul Plane, and Club Dread
-Monkeys, bats, and rats would roam freely
-The Internet woldn’t be invented
-Naps would be forbidden
-I would be fat or bald
-Beer would be non-alcoholic
-And I’d work at Perkins and I couldn’t quit or call in sick

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11 Comments

  • 1. Crouton  |  January 22, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Being bald is not that bad as long as you are confident with yourself. Full House is an awesome show. Monkeys are cool I would like to own one as a pet.

  • 2. Goose  |  January 23, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Groundhog Day is a great movie. It’s also Todd’s birthday. Why do you hate Al Borland so much? I would rather have him than that wienery looking guy.

  • 3. Nelly  |  January 23, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Goose is right. Except Ray Combs kicks ass…but otherwise he’s right…

  • 4. webmasterp  |  January 23, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Nelly: Goose is right.
    Al: I don’t think so Tim.

  • 5. Goose  |  January 23, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Richard Dawson was the bomb.

  • 6. webmasterp  |  January 23, 2006 at 12:00 am

    The guy from Hogan’s Heroes?

  • 7. Crouton  |  January 23, 2006 at 12:00 am

    I watched Full House this morning. It was the episode where Jessie stars in his own music video on MTV. Good Stuff!!!

  • 8. Goose  |  January 23, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Yeah Dawson was on Hogan’s Heroes. After that he hosted the Feud.

  • 9. A-Dilla  |  January 24, 2006 at 12:00 am

    I would like to punch Bob Sagat in the face

  • 10. TJ2000  |  January 24, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Wouldn’t we all…

  • 11. webmasterp  |  January 24, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Yes!


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