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No fake grenade for you

March 19, 2009

me:
http://www.regiment-militaria.com/index.php?action=Listings&cat_id0=1&cat_id1=4&cat_id2=23&item_id=3341
birthday present?

erin
ok, here’s what i’ll do
return your other bday presents
take the money
send it to a hotel with some champagne and roses
wait for it to mate
wait for the girl money to get pregnant
when the baby monies are born, care for them
when they grow up, put them (together with their parents) in my paypal account
buy you this grenade
sound like a plan?
Sent at 7:41 PM on Thursday
me: 
no deal McCutchen!
erinrmcgovern
wha?
why no deal
the story contains sex and money
what more could you want
(for the record, I only fake wanted a fake grenade)

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